Sunday 18 August 2019

BOY TOY Two bendy willies and a (brief) moment of passion… my night with a male sex doll



HENRY is tall, dark and handsome, doesn’t answer back and is always up for sex.

Only thing is he isn’t real, he’s a male sex doll.

6Charlotte Rose spent the night with a male sex doll, who she'd affectionately nicknamed HenryCredit: Nick Obank - The Sun



By 2020 the sex toy industry will be worth an estimated £38 billion, with sex dolls one of its fastest developing products, costing up to £15,000 a pop.


But is sex with one of these boy toys plastic fantastic – or a bit of a flop?

Mum-of-two Charlotte Rose, 38, who lives in London, bravely put Henry through his paces for Fabulous Digital.

6Charlotte was impressed by Henry's physique, but not so keen on his feminine faceCredit: Nick Obank - The Sun

I’m a firm believer in women owning their sexuality and experimenting with new ways to reach the Big O, so surely male sex dolls are just the next step in our search for ecstasy?

As the courier handed over the enormous box, I gave him a cheeky wink. It had ‘sex doll’ boldly written on the front, so it wasn’t exactly a secret what was inside.


I ripped open the cardboard and was stunned to see that the doll, which costs approximately £1,200, doesn’t come fully formed but with the torso, penis and head all separate.


I felt a bit like a twisted crime scene investigator piecing together a dead bodyCharlotte Rose38

I must admit I felt a bit like a twisted crime scene investigator piecing together a dead body.

The silicone head was a nightmare and kept springing out of place. I kept thinking of that Exorcist scene where the girl’s head spins round then vomits everywhere. Not a turn-on.

It took about 15 minutes to put the doll – which I’d nicknamed Henry – together, then I tried to stand him up.

6Charlotte struggled to get in the mood for sex with HenryCredit: Nick Obank - The Sun

It was a struggle as his body was so rigid, in the end I just plonked him on my sofa so I could examine him properly.

His feet had no ‘bones’ so his toes just wiggled about like jelly, his legs and thighs were slender, his arms muscly and his insanely-ripped abs would put the Love Island boys to shame.

Good body but I wasn’t too keen on his face. His piercing blue eyes, plump lips and boyband-like hair was extremely feminine. Not my cup of tea.


Weirdly, his eyes are just painted on so if you’re leaning in close he looks cross-eyedCharlotte Rose38

I like a ‘manly’ man with facial hair, maybe a bald head. Henry looked very pubescent and was in need of some chest hair.

Weirdly, his eyes are just painted on so if you’re leaning in close he looks cross-eyed. It’s creepy.

Henry comes with two willies. They were the same length, about a foot long, but one had more girth than the other.

6Henry has muscly arms, slender thighs, ripped abs and jelly-like feetCredit: Nick Obank - The Sun

They were veiny, one looked circumcised and the other wasn’t. I picked the thinner, non-circumcised one.

To attach it to the body, you just click it into the hole in his groin - I imagine if someone was riding him quite hard it could easily pop out.

The willies were silicone so they were soft, but with a rod going through them. They don’t vibrate but you can bend them into different positions. I found that a bit soulless.


The willies don’t vibrate but you can bend them into different positionsCharlotte Rose38

I must admit, I struggled to get in the mood for sex with Henry. It was challenging. I probably should’ve watched porn first, which might have helped.

Getting jiggy with Henry is no mean feat. I put my back out trying to manoeuvre him around – not the sort of thing you’d want to go to the doctors about.

The Sun's sexpert Dr Pam Spurr says...


It's a really mixed picture of pros and - mainly - cons with the present state of sex dolls. As Charlotte discovered they're cumbersome, they don't feel 'real', and are without any 'personal chemistry'.

She received a generic, boyband-looking doll, that didn't float her boat. Even if that boyband look had done it for her, the struggle to assemble 'Henry', its fake feel, being heavy to lift, and difficult to negotiate sex positions with, are definitely not turn-ons.

And that's a key problem as the dolls on the market that are even somewhat realistic - and that give customers a choice of facial designs and hair style - are far beyond the budgets of most of us.

That said, on my radio shows, I've spoken to men who've been happy with their dolls. They get full sexual satisfaction and aren't put off by things like the weight of the dolls and the cleaning up afterwards. They come with special detachable 'receptacles' for easy cleaning, an image many won't want in their minds.

This is fine as long as men, who are lonely, don't use sex dolls as a substitute for meeting women. It's all too easy to slip into a fantasyland-for-one and become socially reclusive instead of getting out to meet someone.

Sex dolls should be treated like an expensive sex toy, for occasional fun that doesn't take over the way you relate to people.

I think the time where super-real, interactive, easy-to-use sex dolls are in every wardrobe is a very long way off. I agree with Charlotte that a good vibrator (men's and women's designs) can give you pleasure when flying solo. Plus, it can be fun to share with a partner, spicing up your sexlife.

I don't think a 'Henry' is going to be up to much for a couple to share!

By all means if you have cash to burn invest in one. But don't fool yourself that a doll - male or female - can replace the real thing.

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He weighs 61kg, which means the only feasible sex position you can do is cowgirl.

My favourite position is doggy. I think you could probably try it, but you’d need to tie his arms back so he’s not going to fall forward and crush you.

Henry’s silicone doesn’t feel anything like skin and if you’ve not hoovered he’ll attract every speck of dust imaginable. Again, not sexy.

He felt very cold and smelled of rubber, which isn’t very nice. I could only really compare it to a cheap sex toy.

6Charlotte sadly didn't have a wild night of passion with HenryCredit: Nick Obank - The Sun

We only had sex for a couple of minutes and I certainly didn’t orgasm.

It got to a point where I thought, ‘I’m doing all the work here. Unless I give myself gratification, I’m not going to get any’. So I kicked him off the bed and took matters into my own hands.

I’d been looking forward to reviewing the doll for months, but the wait was not worth it.


We only had sex for a couple of minutes and I certainly didn’t orgasmCharlotte Rose38

I’d rather get my vibrator out than faff about putting him together, cleaning him and picking my preferred attachment – setting up a Henry Hoover is quicker than this doll.

I’d recommend getting a custom-made doll that looks more like your partner, and it would be great if it could talk. I know some dolls can recite poetry to you.

6Charlotte advises women to stick to their tried-and-tested sex toysCredit: Nick Obank - The Sun

There are other ways Henry could be made better, like if the willy was able to vibrate.

As it is now, it would probably be cheaper - and just as enjoyable - to get a blow up doll and attach a sex toy to it.



I think male dolls have a long way to go before they offer value as a sex partner; it’s lifeless, emotionless and stone cold.


Note: A sex doll is a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner for aid in masturbation.

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